搞笑英语短剧 搞笑英语片段

英语搞笑短剧，三四个人左右，别太难，要搞笑的！！五分钟左右，100分三日速求！！！

译文：戈德温博士感到不舒服，于是写了张便条贴在卧室门上：“晚上博士不能来上课了。”一学生看后将一字母擦去，意思就变成了：“晚上博士不能来见他的情人们了。”戈德温博士看后，心生一计，又擦掉一个字母，便条的内容就成了“晚上博士不能来见他的蠢驴们了。”

Cathy 秦

搞笑英语短剧 搞笑英语片段

搞笑英语短剧 搞笑英语片段

搞笑英语短剧 搞笑英语片段

Mom ls Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.

Susan 桂

Angel and Servant 孔

Evil and Clerk 周

Aside 傅

Summary

Cathy很苗条，Susan很胖，她们是，不过却都羡慕对方……

This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very hey girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.

Scene I

(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)

Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?

Susan: I’m not doing well.

Cathy: Why not?

Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.

Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.

Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen：['?bd?men]腹部 looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.

(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen：['?bd?men].)

Cathy: But it is tender 柔软的and makes me feel content.

Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.

Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.

Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)

Why are you not me and I am not you?

(Susan seems to intend doing soming.)

Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard toger.

Cathy: It sounds good. I can you and you can me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)

Scene II

(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)

Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?

Cathy: Yes! We will.

Servant: Ok!

Susan: Why do you take me here?

Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and you become thinner.

Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?

Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it toger. (Ha! Ha!)

(After sral days)

Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)

Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)

(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)

Scene III

(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)

Cathy: McDonalds?

Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.

Clerk: May I you?

Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks鸡腿, five french fries and two cokes.

Clerk: What??

Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)

(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)

Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.

Susan: The food is not just for you.

Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?

Susan: Yes.

Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat.

Susan: But I can’t ope the attraction.

(Cathy gives Susan a look.)

Susan: Let me think.

(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)

Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you he time to lose weight.

Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.

Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.

Angel: No, he’s wrong.

Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)

Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.

Cathy: OK!

(They sit down and begin to eat.)

Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy油腻的. Do I he to eat this?

Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can you. (Susan takes food to stuff装;填Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!!!

Scene Four

(Angel and Evil appear again.)

Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?

Evil: If you don’t beli me, you could see the result later.

Angel: I hope you are right.

(Sral weeks later, they walk along the street.)

Susan: I’m so gry. I want to eat.

Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit呕吐.

(They hug each other and cry loudly.)

Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.

Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)

(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)

Angel: You use the wrong way to achi your pures. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.

Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)

Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to us.

Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you us.

Angel: Oh, god!!

Evil: Oh!No!What has happened? (Shrug)

Cathy and Susan:Just be ourselves!

《生活大爆炸》

里面有很多片段可以选

如：Sheldon学汉语（尤其）

百度一搜就有

英语幽默小短剧

Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.

Professor Godwin,feeling unwell,wrote on his bedroom door this not:"The professor will be unable to meet his classes this ning." A student rubbed out a letter and made it,"The professor will be unable to meet his lasses this ning." Godwin,perceiving this, turned the tables by striking off the next letter, and (Evil begins to fight against the angel.)the not read;" The professor will be unable to meet his asses this ning.

（注：class班级；lass情人；ass蠢驴，关键在表演时可重读这些词，如果不熟悉的话让观众说出意思，不然毫无效果）

英语幽默短剧 2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词

Susan: We begin planning right away.

迟到的理由 the reason of being late

Teacher：Johnny,why are you late for school ry morning?

老师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner,a guidet says,”School--GoSlow”.

约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”.

孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎

Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?

老师：汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?

Tom:Men.

汤姆：“男人们”.

Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?

老师：答得好.那“孩子”的复数形式呢?

Tom:Twins.

汤姆：双胞胎.

Our Tails 我们的尾巴

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"

教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”

“我来试试看,”一位老太太说.

“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧.”

Longest and Shortest 最长和最短

Longest and Shortest

A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"

The student answered immediay:" The last sral minutes of a class is the longest,while the last sral minutes of an exam is the shortest."

老师问他的一个学生：“什么最长什么最短?”

学生立刻回答：“一堂课的几分钟最长,一场考试的几分钟最短.

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网上找的.你可以自己斟Rabbit: Yes, please.酌修改下.再加点内容.

英语短剧

The Fox and the Tiger（狐虎威）

1,比较经典是老友记，情景剧比较贴近日常生活，也很有趣。尤其Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）适合考雅思的同学。

2，现在比较热门的是生活大爆炸哦。不过他里面涉及太多专业词汇，学英语不适合。

3，走遍美国也很好，可以用新东方的光盘辅助学习。

要搞笑的吗？ 我们自己编排过~《非诚勿扰之--唐伯虎点秋香》 拿了全校哦

求一篇英语短剧，7个人表演。表演5到10分钟，不要单纯的对白。

Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.

Scene1（At Salean’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a all, dirty salean. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me l you .I’m the famous candy salean at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Nr mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Nr mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……（用菜刀）

Wow, rything is ready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a n coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salean goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Al 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Al! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

M&A: Why?

C: I’m dirty！

M: No, you look n!

C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they?

S: Do you he money?（轻蔑）

M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too.

S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M: What can we do now?

A: Let’s ask dad for money.

M: But how to ask?

A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）

M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

N: The children he to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do soming clr. (爸爸看报)

M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Al去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)

A: And play the guitar for us!

M: We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D: Oh? What a bright day today!

M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

D:OKOK! Let’s.

(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?

M&A: Of course!

(开始弹，段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)

D: What’s the matter?

M: Dad, we he no money!

A: Can we he some please?

D: I think you he lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.

M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

A: They look so sweet and n!

M: Other students always buy them!

D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)

M: What shall we do now?

A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please！

D: Things are expensive these days. We he to se money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too all now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）

D: OK, children. I beli you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Al come to the salean again. They are happy to buy the candies and then he them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）

A: …….

D: What’s wrong?

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always l you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）

M: But they look n!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let’s go to the salean toger and he a look!

M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a polman is asking the salean to go away.

(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, lee now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are n and Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to se me!popular here! And…

C: You are ling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）

D: He?

(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them?

D: They got a stomachache after hing his candies.

S: Really? But I’ve nr heard of it. And……

P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）

S: OK. I know. (羞愧)

C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.

Polman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.

D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t l a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?

M&A: OK, dad!

P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.

D: OK, Let’s go.

N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to l you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the saleen can be honest as well

初一英语的短剧：小红帽 搞笑版

那一定是你干的. 怎么可能什么都闻不到? 快去冲厕所!

Little Red Riding Hood

场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. DaCathy: Are you OK?rling.

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am gry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.

Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.

Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very gry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in， Come in.

英文搞笑短剧剧本（3～4个人）急

A: Did you wash your hands after you flush the toilet?

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a all, dirty salean. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me l you .I’ m the famous candy salean at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Nr mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Nr mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用菜刀） Wow, rything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a n coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salean goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Al 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩) (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Al! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！ M: No, you look n! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you he money?（轻蔑） M&A: Money?(对视) M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s maServant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)ke him happy, and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea! (全部下场)

2人英语短剧剧本

Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）

女：Actually I’d rather he the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)

男：Can I he your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）

女：Why? Don’t you already he one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）

男：Hen’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）

女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）

女：Sorry. I’m hing a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）

男：I thiSmall gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.nk I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）

女：Why? Are you leing?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）

急求4人英语搞笑短剧剧本~！

Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very athletic. I’m very bre. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very gry. I must find a little food. Oh, there’s nothing here. Oh, I’m very gry. (Sleep soundly)

老虎： 我是一只伟大的老虎。 我非常强壮。 我是非常勇敢的。 我是森林的国王。但现在我非常饿。 我必须发现些食物。噢，我好饿。 (酣然昏眠)

Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating and ling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!

Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.

老虎：Ah，一只狐狸。 一顿好午餐。 Ah，一顿好午餐。

Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I he a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?

狐狸： 噢，我的上帝! 我该怎么办? 是，我有一个好想法。 是，一个好想法。 你好! 老虎姐妹! 你好吗?

Tiger: Not so good. I’m very gry now. I want to eat you.

Fox: Oh, my dear! I’m the king of the forest! You can not eat me

狐狸： 噢，我亲爱！我是森林的国王！你不能吃我！

（老虎装作疑惑）

Fox: If you don’t beli me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.

狐狸： 如果您不相信我，正义跟我学和看见谁是森林的国王。

Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.

老虎： 好。 我们去。

Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a Carrot. Ah, a big Carrot.

兔子： 我是兔子。 我喜欢吃胡萝卜。Ah，一个大胡萝卜。

Bird: I’m a bird.

鸟： 我是鸟。

Rabbit: Hi!

兔子Mom: Eliza~： 喂!

Bird: Hi! What are you doing, Miss Rabbit? Can I you?

鸟： 喂! 什么这里做着， Rabbit？ 我可以帮助您？

兔子： 是，请。

Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing? What can I do for you?

青蛙： 我是青蛙。 你好! 您这里做着什么？ 我可以为您做什么？

Rabbit: Yes, come on!

兔子： 是，来吧!

Frog : Ok! I’m coming!

青蛙： 好! 我来拉!

Fox: Hello, Frog!

狐狸： 你好，青蛙!

Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

青蛙： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)

Fox: Hello, Bird!

狐狸： 你好，鸟!

Bird: HiM: Oh, you are so clr! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边), Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

鸟： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)

Fox: Hello, Rabbit!

狐狸： 你好，兔子!

Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

兔子： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)

Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. I’m very athletic.! They all run away!

狐狸： 老虎，现在，您看见。 我太强大了! 他们全都跑掉!

Tiger: Yes, you are right. I’m very sorry. That’s all right.you are the king.

老虎： 是，您正确。 我非常抱歉。这是对的，你是国王。

Fox: Wa! There is a big Carrot. Now, the Carrot belongs to me.

狐狸： Wa! 有一个大胡萝卜。 现在，胡萝卜属于我。